Festival Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
→ Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What do little trees say on Halloween?
→ Twig or treat.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
→ He does lots of bare-obics.

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
→ It's a tender tail!

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
→ The Easter Bunana!

English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare (air) mail.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
→ Because they're both cracked!

- Why are you studying your Easter candy?

- I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!