Festival Jokes — most viewed jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
→ He gives it a valenshine!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
→ To a re-tail store!

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
→ They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
→ The Oyster Bunny!

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
→ Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
→ The Easter Barney!

What is a dog's favourite Easter treat?
→ Jelly bones!

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare mail!

What do rednecks do on Halloween?
→ Pump-kin!

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster?
→ One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!