Festival Jokes — most viewed jokes

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
→ Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

- I forgot my brother's birthday last month.

- What did he say?

- Nothing, yet.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
→ The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
→ Because it's always on a sundae!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
→ Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What's long and stylish and full of cats?
→ The Easter Purrade!

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?
→ Wear a snorkel!

- Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"

- Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
→ Hop suey!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?
→ "Trick-or-trout!"