Long Ears And Websurfing
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
→ The e-aster bunny.
Random joke from this category
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
→ The e-aster bunny.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
→ Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
→ The Easter Elephant.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
→ One. After that the basket won't be empty.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
→ Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ They've been having turkey for years.
Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they can't afford any more pork.
Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!