Festival Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did one bell say to the other?
→ "Be my valenchime!"

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!

- Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it?

- Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
→ It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
→ He had a wail of a time.

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
→ I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

- Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"

- Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."

- Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."

- Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
→ A ghoul Yule!

What do birds give out on Halloween?
→ Tweets.