Festival Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
→ A trick-or-fleat!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
→ Hallowieners!

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
→ Anyone he could dig up.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
→ The Easter Blarney!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?
→ A cotton tale!

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
→ An amoeboo!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

- Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

- Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
→ It took ears off his life!

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
→ An Easter bunnet!