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Thanksgiving Dinner Ticket
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
→ He was exceeding the feed limit!
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Easter Eggrolls
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
→ Coloured eggrolls!
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Dental Hygienist's Treats
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.
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Easter Basket Offer
- Would you like something from my Easter basket?
- Sure!
- Here. Have some plastic grass.
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays
- Start of Christmas Season Day
- False Labor Day
- Make a Move on Your Secretary Day
- Hallmark Card Day
- Bring Your Handgun to Work Day
- Newtsmas
- Deadbeat Father's Day
- Bad Hair Day
- Put Your Daughter To Work Day
- Doris Day
- St. Hooter's Day
And the Number 1 Rejected Public Holiday...
- Hash Wednesday
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Groundhog Day Surprise
"I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door.
The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker:
"Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?" With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had recovered what could have been a very bad situation.
His wife was indeed surprised: "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed, "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"
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Spoon Costume
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
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Party Invitation
- Will you come to my party on Saturday?
- Yes, please. What's the address?
- 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow.
- Why with my elbow?
- Well, you won't be empty-handed, will you!
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Monster And The Turkey
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
→ "Pleased to eat you!"
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Where Bunnies Dance
Where do Easter bunnies dance?
→ At the basketball.