Festival Jokes — most viewed jokes

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?
→ To the boo-ty parlour.

Least popular Halloween handouts:

• Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.
• Teeth removing Taffy
• Metamucil in a straw
• Ex-Lax Brownies
• Caramel Covered Zucchini
• Colored Crisco on a Stick
• Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts
• Chocolate Covered Prunes
• A Handful of Red Man
• Anything that ticks!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
→ He didn't have the hare fare.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
→ Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?
→ They wanted another excuse to watch football.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
→ They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What do birds say on Halloween?
→ "Trick-or-tweet!"

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
→ Dead.

- Girl 1: Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?

- Girl 2: Sure. The more, the scarier!

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost?' asked his friends.
'No, I'm an undercover agent.'