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Gorilla Present
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
→ I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
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February 14th
Why do pigs like February 14th?
→ They get lots of Valenswines.
Halloween Apple Bobbing
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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Chocolate Easter Bunny
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
→ A runny bunny.
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Halloween Makeup
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
→ Mash-scara!
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Favorite Holiday
- What is your favorite holiday?
- Howloween!
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Naughty Easter Rabbit
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
→ Deviled eggs!
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Clam's Birthday
What does a clam do on his birthday?
→ He shellabrates!
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Forgetful Husband
A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
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Lights Off At Halloween
Who turns the lights off at halloween?
→ The light's witch!