Random joke from this category
"Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home.
"Did I take it out?"
"Yes, you drove it to school this morning."
"I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone."
Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away.
"Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other.
"Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied
"You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ One. But he gets three hours credit.
- Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
- Joe: I won it in a race.
- Bill: How many people participated in it?
- Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party.
"Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge that's coming down the road toward us."
"What are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett. "You're the one who's driving!"
Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, 'We've been hunting all day. We've shot at five deer - and not hit one!'
'OK. Let's miss two more and then head back to camp,' said Bob.
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?
→ Collecting his thoughts.
A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!"
"Don't you mean a stick up?" asked the girl.
"No," said the robber, "it's a muckup. I've forgotten my gun."
A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that's all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote: "There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.
