Random joke from this category
Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.
One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked.
"My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?"
"Where are you?" John asked.
"I'm in the drugstore," Jill responded.
"And where's the car?" John asked.
Jill replied, "It's in here with me."
Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?
"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended.
"They're on your feet," said one of the students.
"So they are," said the professor. "It's a good thing you saw them, or I would have gone home without them!"
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
→ It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done.
One night Grady heard a noise under his bed.
Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, "Anybody there?"
"No," said the burglar.
"That's funny," the boy said to himself. "I could have sworn I heard a noise!"
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech.
Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."
How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?
→ With a tire gauge.
- Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?
- Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.
