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Dr. Dave's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

- Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say.

- So?

A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green.
The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany.
When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"

A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth.

"Aha, cavity! I'll have to drill this one out!" says the dentist.

"Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady.

"In that case, I will have to adjust the chair first" replies the dentist.

- Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!

- And how long have you had this complaint?

- What complaint?

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?
→ A dry doc.

- Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?

- Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.

"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams.

"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"

The man says, "No I don't, you IDIOT...

But my wife out in the car still does!"

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.

Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!