Random joke from this category
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
- My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor.
- You should diet.
- Really? What color?
- Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down.
- I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.
- Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep.
- Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!
The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know.
'One hundred and three,' said the doctor.
'What is the world record?'
- My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!
- Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.
- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
- Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!
- Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas
- Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
- Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange!
- Have you tried playing squash?
