Random joke from this category
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him:
- When I get it in part way, my vision blurs. And when I get it all the way in, I can't see a thing.
- Hmmm...that's an interesting optical reaction to sex - said the researcher.
- Would you mind if I had a look at it?
So the volunteer stuck out his tongue!
- Doctor - said the patient:
- I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!
- How long have you had this problem? - the doctor asked.
- Lest's see - said the patient:
- Mom had the litter in '41.
- Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down.
- I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.
- Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep.
- Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!
The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature.
- How high is it, Doctor? - she wanted to know.
- One hundred and three - said the doctor.
- What is the world record?
- My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!
- Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.
- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
- Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!
- Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas
- Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
- Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange!
- Have you tried playing squash?
