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What do Arabs do on saturday night?
→ They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
→ Bullshit

The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucket of Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.' It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.

- Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?

- Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!

This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him: "Thank you for coming."

A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.

He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said:

- I'm moving here from the city, what do you guys do around here?

The men answered:

- Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw.

He then asked:

- What do you hunt and kill?

The men replied:

- Sumt'n ta screw.

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.

When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist.

The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly:

- Do you sell Viagra here?

The pharmacist answers firmly:

- Yes, sir. We certainly do.

The man then asks:

- Do you think I could get it over the counter?

The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says:

- Perhaps, if you took five or six pills at once you might.

Ralph and Charlie were playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right. Ralph walked over to the deep rough, found his ball, and proceeded to beat the hell out of wild buttercups with his pitching wedge. Mother Nature appeared and said:

- Since you destroyed all of my favorite buttercups, if you ever taste butter, smell butter, or even think about butter you will become deathly ill and die.

Ralph walked out of the rough toward Charlie with a big smile on his face. Ralph then told him his story with a big grin on his face. Charlie says:

- That's not a good thing! Why are you smiling?

Ralph replies:

- I almost hit the pussy willows.

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
→ Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.

They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.