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- Have you seen www.tame.com?

- Yes, but I'm not wild about it.

- Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com?

- Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Beast wishes.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.

A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.

- I can't find a shark website....

- That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

- I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.

- Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Yours tin-sincerely.

Now I lay me down to sleep, from the nightstand buttons beep.

PC all set to download a file, and send the mail in a little while.

Then gather the news before the dawn, and all the scores from fans long gone.

The AC is set to cut back on cool; Lights to blink, the burglars to fool.

Alarm clock set on delayed shutoff; CD to play some, then cutoff.

Sleep-maker set on medium tension, Voice mail set on no-wake suspension.

Burglar alarm on delay activate; Carport lite on, for son who's late.

Mr. Coffee all set to percolate; Dishwasher to run at ten of eight.

Air purifier cleans each hour tonite; Water filter to fill the tank just right.

VCR to tape three good shows, Something to watch during winter snows.

Motion detectors on, to check what moves; White noise machine set to seaside soothes.

Camcorder is ready to film in a flash, Blender's all set, the fruit to mash.

Lord, Bless our all-electric domain; Keep lightning away should it rain.

Let no errant shock reset it all; Watch over the breaker box in the hall.

I'm wide awake now from all this hassle; God bless our multi-megawatt castle.

(Author Unknown)

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.