Computer Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
→ A sore finger.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?
→ Click Jagger.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?
→ When they are read.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?
→ She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Who started the campfire website?
→ Some bright spark.

- Have you seen www.quicksand.com?

- Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.

- You need to log on to the window repair website!

- I did - but it gave me a pane!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?
→ If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

How come you never write e-mails?
→ I'd rather send a note!

- I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet...

- Yes - and it's a mammoth task!