Computer Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
→ Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

- Have you seen www.stickytape.com?

- Yes, I can't tear myself away.

- Have you seen www.pitchdark.com?

- Yes, but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about.

- Have you heard that there's a new mountain website?

- Really? I must take a peak at it!

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?
→ On the Din-ternet.

- Do you enjoy websurfing?

- No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

What goes round the middle of the Internet?
→ The e-quator.

How do you fix a broken website?
→ With stick e-tape.

- Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com?

- Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.

- Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

- I can't help it, I'm hooked.