Computer Jokes — most viewed jokes

Where does the Internet football team play?
→ Webley.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
→ Automobile.

- Man: How's your history paper coming?

- Woman: Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful.

- Man: Really?

- Woman: Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell them!

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?
→ May the force e-with you.

How do skunks like their e-mails?
→ Scent.

- Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?

- Why?

- Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!

- Do you like surfing the net?

- Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

- Do you send e-mails on your home computer?

- What's the point?

- I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

- Have you seen www.veryangry.com?

- No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!

- Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me!

- Who said that?