Computer Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com?

- Yes, but it took ages to find.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
→ Because they can't stop saving their work.

• PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
• APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
• SCSI - System Can't See It
• BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
• IBM - I Blame Microsoft
• CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
• OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
• WWW - World Wide Wait
• MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
• PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
• COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
• WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
• MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
→ There is writing on the White-out.

- Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.

- Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?
→ They're all paws.

- Have you seen www.indecisive.com?

- Yes and no.

- Have you seen www.usedmatch.com?

- Yes, but I didn't find it striking.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?
→ Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Where's Spiderman's home page?
→ On the world wide web.