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Pentium Light Bulb
How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
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To Err Is Human
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
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Dish and Spoon
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?
→ The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
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Nervous Computer
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
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The Oldest Profession
A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world."
The civil engineer interrupted and said "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world."
The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled, and said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?
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Duck's Leg
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
→ He wanted to have webbed feet.
Broken Computer
- Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer!
- How did he do that?
- I dropped it on his head.
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Call Waiting
- Customer: Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?
- Tech Support: Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting.
- Customer: Well, you should ask everybody!
- Tech Support: Do you have call waiting?
- Customer: What's that?
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Windows 95 Definition
Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95
Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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What TWAIN Stands For
As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for "Technology Without An Interesting Name."