Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

- My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

- How come?

- When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.

What do birds say on Halloween?
→ "Trick-or-tweet!"

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
→ A dead end.

What's the longest word?
→ Smiles!

Why?
→ Because it has a mile in it!

Why did Arthur have a round table?
→ So no one could corner him!

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost?' asked his friends.
'No, I'm an undercover agent.'

How does a vampire clean his house?
→ With a victim cleaner.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
→ Should we walk home or take a dog?

What lives in gum trees?
→ Stick insects!

- Girl 1: Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?

- Girl 2: Sure. The more, the scarier!