Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
→ Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
→ By scareplane.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
→ Hop rods.

How is a rabbit like a plum?
→ They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.

What followed the dinosaur?
→ It's tail!

What is a parrot?
→ A wordy birdy!

Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
→ He had loved in vein.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
→ Unsightly facial hare!

What does a bee say before it stings you?
→ This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!