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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?
→ The elevator men are on strike!

Did you hear about the sick ghost?
→ He had oooooo-ping cough.

What's the longest word?
→ Smiles!

Why?
→ Because it has a mile in it!

What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?
→ She called the toe truck!

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
→ Ghouldfinger.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
→ Yellow?

What's a rabbits' favourite car?
→ Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
→ Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

Who does Dracula get letters from?
→ His fang club.

When is a letter damp?
→ When it has postage due (dew).