Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What English King invented the fireplace?
→ Alfred the grate!

What should you buy if your hair falls out?
→ A good vacuum cleaner!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?
→ Because he always uses a razor.

What is the definition of Robin?
→ A bird who steals!

When is the best time to go shopping?
→ When the stores are open.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?
→ The yakety-yaks!

When doesn't a telephone work underwater?
→ When it's wringing wet!

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?
→ MT (empty).

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
→ Robert E Flea!

Where do bees keep their money?
→ In a honey box!