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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?
→ A phone moan.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Change it to what?

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
→ An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!

- People keep telling me I'm beautiful.

- What vivid imaginations some people have.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
→ A smooth operator!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
→ "I've become attached to you."

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
→ A golden receiver!

What did dela wear? (Delaware)
→ Her New Jersey

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
→ They both have 'the' as their middle names!