Caesar's Reign
- When did Caesar reign?
- I didn't know he reigned.
- Of course he did, didn't they hail him?
Random joke from this category
- When did Caesar reign?
- I didn't know he reigned.
- Of course he did, didn't they hail him?
Who turns the lights off at halloween?
→ The light's witch!
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
→ A holy terror.
What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
→ "Make a fright turn at the corner."
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
→ A bunion.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
→ A hare dare.
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
→ A bare hare.
How does a queen bee get around her hive?
→ She's throne!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
→ "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
→ Egyptian dummies.