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Dracula Has No Friends
Why does Dracula have no friends?
→ Because he's a pain in the neck.
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Why does Dracula have no friends?
→ Because he's a pain in the neck.
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
→ His wife!
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
→ Speaking Latin!
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
→ She was the beast of the show!
What have I got in my hands?
→ A double decker bus!
You looked!
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
→ Mash-scara!
What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
→ Lazy bones.
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
What do you call a vampire junkie?
→ Count Drugula.
What kind of music do phones love to hear?
→ A symphony