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What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
→ Hoppy-go-lucky.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
→ I don't know, I wasn't invited!

Why was the lady's hair angry?
→ Because she was always teasing it.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
→ The roller ghosted.

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?
→ Oh good! A chew chew train!

What do owls sing when it is raining?
→ 'Too wet to woo'!

A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and heard a crash, instantly she died of shock. What kind of house did she live in?
→ A LIGHTHOUSE!!!

What happened to the two mad vampires?
→ They both went a little batty.

What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
→ Hoppy Days.

Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father?
→ They called him Dad!