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Ape Wins Door Prize
What happened when the Ape won the door prize?
→ He didn't take it - he already had a door!
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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?
→ He didn't take it - he already had a door!
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
→ A booloney sandwich!
What sort of violin does a ghost play?
→ A dreadivarius.
How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?
→ You get a frizzy signal!
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
→ Hoppy-go-lucky.
How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
→ A humdred!
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
→ He wanted Mark Antony!
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
→ Wet!
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
→ At a ghastly station.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
→ The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.