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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
→ A honey bunny.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
→ An alarm cluck!

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
→ Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's yellow and always points to the north?
→ A magnetic banana.

How do you make an apple puff?
→ Chase it round the garden

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
→ They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
→ Dayscare centers.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
→ His ghoul friend.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
→ I Scream.

What do witches put on their hair?
→ Scare spray.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
→ Bamboo.

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
→ Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
→ Because of his coffin.

Why do mummies make excellent spies?
→ They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
→ Because everyone was a goblin!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?
→ With a pumpkin patch.

What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
→ His other fang.

What type of people do vampires like?
→ Type O positive people.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?
→ Because time was always running out.

What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
→ Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

What do you call a vampire junkie?
→ Count Drugula.