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Snowman In Your Bed
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
→ You wake up wet!
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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
→ You wake up wet!
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman.
- Keep cool!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
→ Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
→ A road hag.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
→ Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
→ Toot and Car Man.
Why is an old car like a baby playing?
→ Because it goes with a rattle.
What do snowmen call their offspring?
→ Chill-dren.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
→ Snowballs!
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
→ Jurassic pork!