Gorilla's First Wife
What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
→ His prime-mate!
Random joke from this category
What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
→ His prime-mate!
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
→ You use a spirit level.
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly?
→ She was pretty ugly
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?
→ Blood oranges.
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
→ A party line!
When does a horse talk on the phone?
→ Whinny wants to!
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
→ She wanted to lay it on the line!
- Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.
- You do look a little pail.
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
→ They paint the town dead!
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
→ Spook when you're spooken to.