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Tireless Runner
What runs all day but never gets tired?
→ Water.
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What runs all day but never gets tired?
→ Water.
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!
How does a baritone make phone calls?
→ Song distance!
Why are rabbits never gold?
→ How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why do postmen carry letters?
→ Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
What insect runs away from everything?
→ A flee!
Why do bees hum?
→ Because they've forgotten the words!
Why did the belt go to jail?
→ Because he held up a pair of pants!
What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?
→ A knight light
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
→ Sir Circumference!