Christmas Jokes — most viewed jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
→ "Rude"olph

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
→ Santa Claustrophobia!

- Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!

- I'm on my way, Father Christmas.

- Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!

- That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
→ It was wound up already.

Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.
That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
→ Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

- Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?

- Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!

- Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
→ Chick to chick!