Christmas Jokes — most viewed jokes

Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?
→ The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!

- Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.

- Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
→ Stacks!

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
→ Don't feed it!

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
→ My pop is bigger than yours!

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
→ Santa pause!

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
→ They all can! Houses can't jump!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
→ The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What happens to you at Christmas?
→ Yule be happy!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas

- Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.