Christmas Jokes — most viewed jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
→ About a wick!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
→ The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
→ A merry Christmas to ewe

Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
→ Because they're both stopped by the rein.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
→ Santa Clues!

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
→ We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

- Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.

- Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!

- Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?

- Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!

- Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
→ "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!