Baby Sharks' Presents
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!
Random joke from this category
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
→ Fancy a bite?
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
→ It was looking forward to Christmas!
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
→ Your teeth!
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
→ The turkey - he's always stuffed!
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small.
But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?
→ Mean-opoly.
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
→ Mooooory Christmas!
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
→ "Rude"olph
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears!
They were mountain-ears!