Christmas Jokes — most viewed jokes

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
→ Black mail!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?
→ A phantomime!

Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?
→ Because it wasn't raining!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
→ Because he didn't want to be recognised!

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
→ The letter "D"!

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
→ Grave-y!

- Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange!

- Have you tried playing squash?

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
→ Best vicious of the season

What does Father Christmas call his money?
→ Iced lolly?