Christmas Jokes — most viewed jokes

What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?
→ Father Christmas on roller skates!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!

- Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
→ Stable-tennis!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
→ Elephanta Claus!

- Father Christmas: I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.

- Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
→ Because he had low elf esteem.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
→ "Looks like rein dear"

- Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.

- Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
→ Stacks!