Christmas Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
→ It's in Decembrrrrr.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
→ It's Christmas, Eve!

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
→ Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
→ Because he had low elf esteem.

- Elf: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do?

- Santa: Use a pen.

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.

- Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
→ Fleece Navidad!

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
→ Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?
→ Santa's little Elvis.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
→ Okay everyone, sack time!!