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How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
→ He's the stiff one.

What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
→ Handcuffs.

What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
→ If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

What does Clinton do to lose weight?
→ Runs away from the draft.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?
→ Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?
→ He keeps having to eat his words.

What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?
→ They all make a living by lying to people.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they can't afford any more pork.

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
→ Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.