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How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
→ Trying to save both faces.

Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
→ Because they could spell it.

How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?
→ Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
→ Koresh only burned 85 people.

Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?
→ Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.

What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
→ Neither one is very bright.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.

Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist?
→ Because it hasn't got a prayer.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None--He'll only promise "change."

If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first?
→ Who cares!