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If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?
→ When he's sworn in.

What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?
→ "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
→ To tax the chicken.

Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?
→ Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.

How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
→ It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None. They like to keep him in the dark!

Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?
→ He is stupid!

Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.
Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
→ Old Moo Eyes!

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
→ Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.