Celebrities — most viewed jokes

Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?
→ Santa's little Elvis.

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
→ I did not have textual relations with that woman.

How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
→ Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled?
→ Now it's got two left wings.

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
→ "Beeflt!"

How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
→ He's afraid of the draft.

What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy?
→ If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
→ They were both dating the same girl in high school.