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Favourite Movie Director
Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director?
→ Sizzle B. DeMille!
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First AD Light Bulb
How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!
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Frank Sinatra on the Menu
Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
→ Because he's always coming back!
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays
- Start of Christmas Season Day
- False Labor Day
- Make a Move on Your Secretary Day
- Hallmark Card Day
- Bring Your Handgun to Work Day
- Newtsmas
- Deadbeat Father's Day
- Bad Hair Day
- Put Your Daughter To Work Day
- Doris Day
- St. Hooter's Day
And the Number 1 Rejected Public Holiday...
- Hash Wednesday
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Robin Hood Sending Messages
How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?
→ By tree mail!
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Four Legs No Ears
What's got four legs and no ears?
→ Mike Tyson's dog.
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts
- Every night, his forecast is: "It's raining men, hallelujah!"
- Often asks anchorwoman to switch clothes with him.
- Uses expensive radar equipment to track Michelle Pfeiffer.
- "Satellite photos" look suspiciously like Polaroids of a desk globe.
- Appears to have the first spring robin in his mouth.
- Seen checking into a Motel 6 with a half-inflated weather balloon.
- Every night he says, "Lordy mama, it's gonna rain root beer tomorrow!"
- The symbol on his weather map for an arctic cold front is a snowman giving the finger.
- Looks a lot like this pinhead. (videotape of Dave in his TV weatherman days)
- He's got a tropical storm in his pants.
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Star With Sunglasses
What kind of star wears sunglasses?
→ A movie star.
Three Models on a Plane
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.
Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they went down.
Elle put on more make-up saying, "They always rescued the beautiful ones first".
Cindy donned her jewelery claiming, "They would rescue the richest one first", upon which Naomi, threw off all her clothes, pressing herself against the window saying "You're both wrong, the first thing they look for is the Black Box"!
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Best TV Presenters
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?
→ Gnus - readers!