Weathermen Are Nuts

Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts

10. Every night, his forecast is:

- It's raining men, hallelujah!

9. Often asks anchorwoman to switch clothes with him.
10. Uses expensive radar equipment to track Michelle Pfeiffer.
11. "Satellite photos" look suspiciously like Polaroids of a desk globe.
12. Appears to have the first spring robin in his mouth.
13. Seen checking into a Motel 6 with a half-inflated weather balloon.
14. Every night he says:

- Lordy mama, it's gonna rain root beer tomorrow!

3. The symbol on his weather map for an arctic cold front is a snowman giving the finger.
4. Looks a lot like this pinhead. (videotape of Dave in his TV weatherman days)
5. He's got a tropical storm in his pants.