Random joke from this category
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."
The bartender says, "What's an M L?"
The brunette says, "A Miller Light."
Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"
The bartender says, "What's a B L?"
She says, "Bud Light."
A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."
The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"
The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"
Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?
→ She kept throwing out all the W's.
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
→ Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?
→ Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette.
She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."
She replied, "I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!"
Someone else yells, "Call 911!"
The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
How does a blonde kill a worm?
→ She burys it.
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
→ So brunettes can remember them.
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
→ Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
Curious, the husband said, "Who was that?"
And his lovely wife replies, "I don't any idea who it was. It was some stupid woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."
