Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
→ She'd just dyed her hair.
→ She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian?
→ She liked guys!

What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
→ Marriage.

How is a blonde like a frying pan?
→ You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
→ "No, I just lie there."

What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth?
→ Einstein's dick.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
→ "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."

The bartender says, "What's an M L?"

The brunette says, "A Miller Light."

Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"

The bartender says, "What's a B L?"

She says, "Bud Light."

A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."

The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"

The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?
→ She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
→ So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.