Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
→ She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

What is chemistry's greatest achievement?
→ Artificial blondes!

What do Skeletons say before eating?
→ Bone Appetite.

What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
→ Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
→ He was caught drinking on the job.

Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
→ Women can see right through them.

Why are Vampires Democrats?
→ They want Gore in 2000.

What kind of clothes do Zombies wear?
→ Decay NY.

Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
→ They're a bunch of no bodies.

What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
→ Wrap.

What do you call a guy turned on by a witch?
→ Scared stiff.

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom?

While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
→ Gee, are you sure it's mine?

Why do blondes wear their hair up?
→ To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
→ They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
→ Cause she blows the horn!

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.

- How did this happen?

- Well I was trying to commit suicide.

- Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?

- No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, "I just paid $6,000 for these," then I put it in my mouth and I thought, "I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth straightened."

- So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, "this is going to make a loud noise," so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger?

Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
→ They take off their makeup.