Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?
→ They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Why do men like blonde jokes??
→ Because they can understand them.

How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
→ She has a checkbook.

How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
→ She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
→ "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
→ Her blinker was on.

What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?
→ The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.

How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
→ She fell out of the tree

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
→ Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their tits.

How do blonde brain cells die?
→ Alone.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

How does a blonde kill a fish?
→ She drowns it.

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
→ After a dye job.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel.

A group of spectators anxiously awaited the three women at the finish line. The brunette came in first, then the redhead a little later. They waited hours for the blonde to show up. When she finally did, they asked her what had taken her so long.

The blonde was very upset as she screamed, "This was supposed to be a breast stroke race, and those girls were using their arms!!!"

What does a blonde owl say?
→ What, what?